Who is this douchebag?
Why its Joey.
Alright, so get this, he's a real scardy cat.
And he has a brother named Kyle.
Ok, lets do this for real.
Name: Joey Kerrif
He's very jumpy, and often yells out. He fears many things, but especially girls (he gets really nervous around them) and ghosts.
He really loves chairs, and microwaves. He likes microwaves because most foods he eats can be cooked in the microwave, however no one really knows why he likes chairs so much.. He also has a passion for rap music, he often raps, standing on chairs while waiting for the microwave to beep.
He hates anarchy, since he likes having a set of rules to follow. He also hates mustard and classical music.
Joey is a quick thinker, however he doesn't normally state his opinions.
When he gets older he aspires to be a police man even though he is way too cowardly to be one.
There you go, your daily dose of dork~ ;D